in case it wasn't clear, I don't really show my face around here anymore. I probably won't be here very much at all, if ever. not on this account, anyway.
thank you all for your years of support, patience, and sleaziness.
Hello, friend! I'm Woop, and I keep watch over this realm. It's nice to meet you!|
I have many hobbies and no talents, but I mostly practice sitting on my couch and crying over fiction. I am considered very professional, and can be contacted for freelance work. I will put all of my existing determination into sitting and crying for as long as I can. In fact, you don't even need to pay me. I sort of just need a place to cry. Don't disturb me.
I apologize for my often late responses to any comments. It takes me a while to comprehend that whoa wait someone is talking to me? So, thank you in advance for any comments or responses. I really appreciate you bothering to talk to me!
My mom says the money will be transferred to your bank account shortly. She says that she wants you to know that this means a lot to her, it's been two years since Woop's had a conversation with another human being and she's starting to worry about the mental state of the cats. They can't take the jabbering anymore, she says. She's scared that they'll do something wild.
Current location: a puddle of tears